March 29, 2015
Talon: I love you, Mama. I'm glad you're mine.
Me: Me too, Talon. I wouldn't trade you for the world.
Talon: Not even for a squirrel?
Me: Not even for a squirrel.
March 24,2015
Sometimes I like to torture myself by allowing myself to live 3000 years ago in Egypt in the palace of a boy king. He's 3 years old and if I don't fix his breakfast to his liking, my head will be on his platter.
March 15,2015
There is something so satisfying about washing a couple sand-covered, snack-smeared, dirt-infested, snot-rocket, tear-streaked, sun-kissed, sweat-soaked toddlers at the end of day. Happy Sunday!!
Feb 5, 2015
Duck boots and pink duckie underwear? Check. Lincoln is ready...ready for what, I'm not sure yet
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May 17, 2015
While watching Pitbull perform with his dancers on American Idol...
Talon: Mom, those girls are wearing a bra.
(a few minutes later)
Talon: Mom, my penis can lift things!
In the van on the way home from the store, I stick my hand in my sweatpants to adjust something I think is in my pants.
Me (to no one): What is in my pants?
Talon: Poo-poo? (Me: No) Pee-pee? (Me: No.) Wood chips? (Me: hhahaha! No!) Birds? (No!)
June 7, 2015
Watching The Fitness Marshall on YouTube doing Twerk It Like Miley.
Talon: Those girls are shaking their butts. Just like mama.
June 5, 2015
Talon: I'm gonna tell that tornado to go away!
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